Apologies to my regular readers, I'm just linking to a few items I have on eBay in the name of shamelessly boosting their search engine rankings:

Ikea Tylösand 2 seat sofa, currently £90.
4 white Plycraft Cherner Chairs, currently £400
Ikea 'Docksta' round white dining table, currently £10
Ikea MALM king size double bed with mattress currently £30

I endeavour to write something deeply engaging and profound in the near future. Been, like, busy and stuff.